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Msg: 1 Subject: 01: New Year's Resolutions for 1998 New Year's Resolution #1 Try to avoid transmission of inter-species diseases New Year's Resolution #2 Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet (especially when they are less than 1000 feet above the ground) New Year's Resolution #3 Stay off the Mir space station New Year's Resolution #4 Don't eat cloned meat New Year's Resolution #5 Try not to have seven children at once New Year's Resolution #6 Avoid drunk limo drivers on anti-depressants New Year's Resolution #7 Don't give real name when making campaign bribes New Year's Resolution #8 Don't take a car all the way to Mars without remembering the spare battery. New Year's Resolution #9 Don't get so drunk that you think cutting your penis off and blaming it on your girlfriend is a really neat idea. New Year's Resolution #10 No more spaceship rides behind comets, even if the lemonade is free.
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