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A gangster lobster and his girl were sunbathing on the beach. The lady lobster suggested that the bloke go to get them an ice cream each. Having purchased two cornets, Mr. Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished his ice cream he realized that his lady friend's ice had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating it. When he arrived back at the beach his lady lobster friend exclaimed "Where are the ice creams?" "Well" he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too." His lady friend was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!"
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