P:

Powered by Pepsi, pizza, and chocolate.

Q:

Quick, Dad! Hook up the modem! Data's about to say something!

R:

Resistence is useless!!(if less than 1 ohm).

S:

Save the Whales - Harpoon a Honda

T:

TrashLaughs: A subsidiary of DogByte Publications <tm>

And finally...

QVC SUCKS AND THAT'S ALL!

(Friday, 03 July, 2026.)