F:

First Law of Summer: No car is compact while you're washing it.

G:

Giant Space Hamsters are sexy!

H:

hacker, n.: A master byter

I:

I've done this operation on hundreds of people...God rest their souls.

J:

JENNY.SYS, from Jennifer's new Bible software company

And finally...

QUICK! SHOOT! HE MOVED! - BATF

(Friday, 03 July, 2026.)