F:

Feminists GOD = Lorena Bobbitt

G:

GEOLOGISTS do it with rocks.

H:

He's a nudist and I was just trying to make him feel at home.

I:

I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you

J:

Just say you love me. You don't have to mean it. <Carolyn Jones>

And finally...

Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for errors -work evaluationese

(Monday, 27 April, 2026.)