A:

A joyous insult carries more affection and love within, then sentiments which are expressed insincerely

B:

Been there, done that, the T-shirt cost too much.

C:

C: Drive failure. Oh no, it must be a Monday.. again.

D:

Def: ACLU: American Criminal's Liberties Union

E:

Either one of us, by himself, is expendable. Both of us are not. -- Kirk, "The Devil in the Dark"

And finally...

Quadrophenia: Album by The Who.

(Friday, 03 July, 2026.)