A:

A suicide blond - dyed by her own hand.

B:

Barney devoured in Jurassic Park -- millions rejoice!

C:

C3PO: Are you sure this thing is safe?

D:

Don't mess with data!

E:

Error in REALITY.SYS, <A<bort Dream (Y/n)?

And finally...

Q wants to do something NICE for me! Go to red alert!

(Monday, 27 April, 2026.)