K:

Kansas bisexuals DO IT with cows *and* sheep.

L:

Life, the Universe, and Everything = 42.

M:

Marlo Thomas is "That Guy" - Mike on ugly girl

N:

Never trust a barmaid that smiles through 5 o'clock shadow.

O:

Oxymoron: President Clinton

And finally...

Q of Borg: I'm Bored

(Thursday, 12 March, 2026.)