P:

Positive thinking: The belief everything positively stinks

Q:

Q: You hit me ! Picard never hit me...

R:

Run, Forrest, Run! -- Jenny

S:

Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends national boundaries

T:

The best cure for pain is to stop feeling it.

And finally...

Quark! Gimme a Raktajino! THANKS, MORN!

(Tuesday, 25 March, 2025.)