F:

Female Republicans still want "Tricky Dick"!!!


G:

GUIs: We have to use those extra cycles somehow!


H:

Hello, 1-900-SPANK-ME. How may we help you... -- Crow T. Robot


I:

I am an American. Push comes to shove, I die an American!


J:

Jockey's Rule of Thumb: Put your money where your mount is.


And finally...

Que sera, sour grapes: What will be, will make vinegar.


(Sunday, 22 April, 2018.)