K:

Killing is my business, and business is good

L:

Line noise provided by New Jersey Bell Telephone!

M:

Macooy, bring OUR child! - Eleen

N:

Never eat a hedgehog without peeling it first!

O:

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we". -- Mark Twain

And finally...

Quick! I need a tagline, let me steal yours.

(Sunday, 11 October, 2026.)