K:

Klingons do *not* read taglines!

L:

Lifes what happens while you're busy making other plans-JLennon

M:

My horn's broke, but my finger isn't!!

N:

Next year I send *them* on vacation, and I'll stay home!

O:

OXYMORON : Easy-open cap

And finally...

Quality education?!?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(Monday, 24 August, 2026.)