A:

A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.

B:

BBS Tip #45: <CTRL>-<Alt>-<Del> gives you sysop access!

C:

Condom Nickname: bearded blood sausage

D:

Dialogues are often several simultaneous monologues

E:

ERROR: Device LEGS: Not open for entry.

And finally...

Q: What's a Redhead's mating call? A: "Are the blondes gone yet?"

(Monday, 24 August, 2026.)