A:

All stressed out, and no one to choke ...

B:

Be careful with water. It's full of hydrogen & oxygen

C:

Close only counts in horseshoes and nuclear warfare.

D:

D&Der of Borg: "Roll *this* 6-sider for initiative!"

E:

Everybody needs a mood lifter Vital Signs

And finally...

Q.What does a computer frog say? A. Reboot repoot repoot!

(Tuesday, 25 March, 2025.)