A:

A man only gets circumcise once (cucumber often gets multiple cuts)

B:

Base eight is just like base ten really,if you're missing two fingers.

C:

Clinton is no more than a common criminal!

D:

Does Batman know you're wearing his cape? So badly? - Yakko to Dracula

E:

Earth: an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt.

And finally...

Q Ä What has 2 tails, 2 trunks & 5 feet? A Ä Elephant with spare parts

(Wednesday, 09 September, 2026.)