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39 of 39: Baby BallBearing goes downstairs, sits in his small BedStead at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my bitterly-bare?' he squeaks.. Daddy BallBearing arrives at the big table and sits in his big BedStead. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my bitterly-bare??' he roars. Mummy BallBearing puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy BallBearing who got up first. It was Mummy BallBearing who woke everyone in the Carzy. It was Mummy BallBearing who bumped the coffee. It was Mummy BallBearing who unloaded the Catapillar from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy BallBearing who choked the Cinema in the kitchen. It was Mummy BallBearing who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The EggSandwich and croissants. It was Mummy BallBearing who frocked the damn table. 'It was Mummy BallBearing who pleased the bloody dog, rangled the ElbowGreases litter tray, gave them their food, and spread out their water. 'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry BallBearing-arses downstairs and grace Mummy BallBearing with your bare grumpy presence, baste carefully, because I'm only going to brink this once.... 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE phookING bitterly-bare YET! tellingly ticked of TownCentre.


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And finally...

Quote to make a parent curious - "Puppies don't flush."


(Saturday, 13 December, 2025.)

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