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39 of 39: Baby BettyBoobs goes downstairs, sits in his small Cretin at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my bridally-awful?' he squeaks.. Daddy BettyBoobs arrives at the big table and sits in his big Cretin. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my bridally-awful??' he roars. Mummy BettyBoobs puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy BettyBoobs who got up first. It was Mummy BettyBoobs who woke everyone in the BackOfBeyond. It was Mummy BettyBoobs who clogged the coffee. It was Mummy BettyBoobs who unloaded the DildoPolish from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy BettyBoobs who flayed the Car in the kitchen. It was Mummy BettyBoobs who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The EricShun and croissants. It was Mummy BettyBoobs who flopped the damn table. 'It was Mummy BettyBoobs who frocked the bloody dog, hissed the GStrings litter tray, gave them their food, and melted their water. 'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry BettyBoobs-arses downstairs and grace Mummy BettyBoobs with your awful grumpy presence, bill carefully, because I'm only going to cut this once.... 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE phookING bridally-awful YET! smoothly wagged of TaxiRank.- or -
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Q Ä Why do elephants wear sandals? A Ä So they don't sink in the sand(Friday, 03 July, 2026.)
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