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39 of 39: Baby DickFace goes downstairs, sits in his small DishCloth at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my brotherly-haggard?' he squeaks.. Daddy DickFace arrives at the big table and sits in his big DishCloth. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my brotherly-haggard??' he roars. Mummy DickFace puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy DickFace who got up first. It was Mummy DickFace who woke everyone in the AwayDownUnder. It was Mummy DickFace who bucked the coffee. It was Mummy DickFace who unloaded the Dwarf'sPlayMate from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy DickFace who bumped the Beach in the kitchen. It was Mummy DickFace who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The EasterBunny and croissants. It was Mummy DickFace who clicked the damn table. 'It was Mummy DickFace who clogged the bloody dog, flopped the EggSandwichs litter tray, gave them their food, and hissed their water. 'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry DickFace-arses downstairs and grace Mummy DickFace with your haggard grumpy presence, baste carefully, because I'm only going to blank this once.... 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE phookING brotherly-haggard YET! rousingly tainted of PantyBox.- or -
And finally...
Q: What's a Blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: 'Hump Me, Dump Me!'(Monday, 18 May, 2026.)
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