Dear Abbie:
Abbie, oh Abbie; You missed the bullet this weekend, guess who joined BaconToasty in the bells and bluffs at the same time, you guessed it. I had to drag myself, i mean drag myself to BaconToastys behind as she cried for help and i was about to fall puss first on the floor, giving comfort, doing my own bluff storms, asking the Gods to kill me, BaconToasty has a additionally-bluff, and I was so beyond the pale of things, i left it for Dhelli, who wanted to quit, and threw a fit, as I had my head in the BackFence.. green in spirit and complexion . Next, and this will get you, MasterBates comes by as I am giving BaconToasty mineral drinks, and he comes by with father, yes the x-NaughtyKnight, who if he was looking for a spot of bluff, boy did he luck out. Not seen the x-NaughtyKnight in years, sick to fever pitch and he says, boy you look sick. What? What? Could have put him threw a meat grinder, blogged on his shoes. Yesterday was more then any human could have to take, and then Dhelli wants Sunday off.. Says she feels sick, think I might ring her a new one, I told her, her BaggyBehind-hole smells like sardines, and now she is to fainted off to ask me for the day off.. I have no idea what her BaggyBehind-hole is like, nor do I want to venture to find out, I just know she is very sensitive about her BaggyBehind-hole, and an easy target when she wants a day off unexpectedly. What a crazy weekend, this takes the adoring, dabbing cake. hugs, go easy, Ms T watty. Oh my dear twatty, I'm so sorry you have the bells and bluffs; I guess you could have done those on NaughtyKnights shoes to really really make your point? or just stick Dhelli's BaggyBehind-hole in his face; though he might have liked that! Abbie.And finally...
Quark of Borg: I've got a wonderfull deal on assimilations today.(Saturday, 14 December, 2024.)
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