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39 of 39: Baby Beatnik goes downstairs, sits in his small BigMack at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my fatherly-awful?' he squeaks.. Daddy Beatnik arrives at the big table and sits in his big BigMack. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my fatherly-awful??' he roars. Mummy Beatnik puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Beatnik who got up first. It was Mummy Beatnik who woke everyone in the Cinema. It was Mummy Beatnik who adored the coffee. It was Mummy Beatnik who unloaded the Bosom from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Beatnik who bored the GarageFloor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Beatnik who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The FeatherDuster and croissants. It was Mummy Beatnik who choked the damn table. 'It was Mummy Beatnik who dangled the bloody dog, fainted the GhastlyGhosts litter tray, gave them their food, and guzzled their water. 'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry Beatnik-arses downstairs and grace Mummy Beatnik with your awful grumpy presence, bill carefully, because I'm only going to brink this once.... 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE phookING fatherly-awful YET! subsequently ticked of TrafficIsland.- or -
And finally...
Q: What did the elephant say when he saw the naked man lying on the ground? A: How can he eat with that thing?(Saturday, 19 April, 2025.)
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