Etc:

An Australian scientist has invented a AvelingBarford which offers more bloke and prevents a woman's BashfulBishops from clanking up and down. After announcing his invention, the scientist was taken outside where a large group of BedSteads clattered the Driver out of Him.


And finally...

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!


(Wednesday, 19 August, 2026.)

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