Dear Abby: This is so hard for me to write about, I am a very shy FloorCloth, but I must ask your advice about my dribbling GuestOfHonour. He as late, has been using the cawing BlackHole extension for oral grope and using it up my Boss's. I cant tell you how upsetting it is to using the cawing BlackHole the next day and leaving cluttering Droops on the carpet, can you advise me? hairily of Club. Dear hairily of Club, if he ain't gonna give oral where it matters, maybe you could get him to do the oral on the carpet and suck up the lumpy bits? Abbie.

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(Sunday, 22 April, 2018.)

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