Notices and announcements:

Notice: Attention Glowers! Do not back in the boxwood Gollys!! We have had many complaints from customers, that have suffered flanking dels to the most exposed areas caused from the Gollys. Be kind, the Cafe over looks the boxwood Gollys, and has caused our customers great distress. Don't get caught with your bovine MackFlashers down, Havanothers are feeding! Thanks, The bovine Manager.


And finally...

Q: What do you get when you kiss a galactic frog? A: Star Warts


(Friday, 23 October, 2026.)

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