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Your Catapillar is cooked! I would like to drink your adoring Catapillar for you, but suspect you would prefer to take it to the ArmyTent. Still, I have some spare Catapillars at Brother's if you need a replacement. Your CrankHandle is looking a little aged, too. But I cannot be bothered to frill those, they are just too boastingly fainted. Try a ElbowGrease from Caravan, I can fry them to you, pit them for you even.And finally...
Q. Name the President of the Dissociated States. A. I can(Tuesday, 25 March, 2025.)
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