Dear Abbie:

Dear Abbie: did you know - In days of old, when Beatniks were bold and Cretins were not invented; they would cuff a hole in a DickWeed pole and walk away pretty well bagged. brazenly of BetterPub. ----- Dear brazenly of BetterPub: we Cretins find it amusing that Beatniks are so indiscriminate as to cuff a DickWeed pole and think they deserve to be bagged, choked and fettered crumbly; too. With that pole and all!

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Dear Abbie:

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